Chris Priatno

(after car crash dream sequence ends)

I woke up in frenzied fashion, still not sure of what just happened. I was just driving on the highway, and I crossed over 2 lanes just to reach an exit. Which happened to be not an exit at all. But a cliff. And yet while I was feeling gravity's gluttonous pull, I was at peace. Euphoric in the decision I made. As one can imagine, I was confused.

Sure shit happens in life, but I didn't want to die. I was just not willing to spend another minute as a cubicle. Or some sales douchebag. Or the the guy who is now a manager at a retail place. You know. The guy who is 45, still single and definitely uses coupons on dates.

Anyways, point is, I had this dream where I was willing to drive off a cliff just to do something different. I wondered what the career equivalent of that would be, and I realized that would be....making it on your own. Taking a chance. A fast, furious risk (possible bad joke). Some people start their own business. Some people decide to be nomads.

I want to be an Actor.

And that's when I realized, I need to make a complete turn and do something different. Why not? I've done many trades. But not passionate for one. I'm more of a Jack-of-All-Personalities anyways.

So....I'm here. Looking for new talent? Background? Think I can be of use to you in any way possible with the exception of sexual organs or orifices? Feel free to contact me.

Yes, that is my resume, and combined with what you have read here....I am exactly how I am on paper.